When we last left off, our intrepid adventurers found themselves in Lijiang, Yunnan, where to their dismay, a 800 year old Unesco world heritage site was replaced by a monstrosity of modern-day tourism. Only in China would you have a squatty-potty equipped with LCD screens to entertain you as you go about your business.
Determined to boldly go where no KFC had gone before, our travelers headed for Tiger Leaping Gorge. A terrain so perilous said to be infested with (leaping) tigers. Twice as deep as the grand canyon, with icy waters originating from the Tibetan plateau, ranked the #4th on the world’s best white water rivers.
Booyah!
Our heroes arrive at a Tibetan guesthouse. The walls are lined with intricate carvings of ill-fated travelers:

LEAPING FOR THE BEST BED!!!! (and the mysterious Richard makes his appearance!)






